BenzProducts Complaint Department
This page is dedicated to whining, complaining, cheap, penny pitching fools
that can't appreciate technical detail & fine engineering. These are the
same people who buy a cheap car and never spend a dime until it breaks!
The same people that need to call an auto club to come change a tire when
they get a flat... They think a crisp 1 dollar bill is a lot of money. They try to
return a daily newspaper after they read it and want a refund since the
news was not interesting enough that day! They buy shoes that do not fit
because they are on clearence! And finally they bother BenzProducts.com
with questions about how to do the stuff in our videos without buying them!
Then if they do buy our video after complaining about the price and emailing
us for a year, they want a refund after they watch it a few times! Here is
your refund - take one of these official BenzProducts.com Change Purse/Key
Rings - we have plenty to choose from! Just pull the key ring to open it, we
put a shinny penny inside!